function makeArray() {
for (i = 0; i < makeArray.arguments.length; i++)
this[i + 1] = makeArray.arguments[i];
}

function modifiedDay(day) {
if (day == 0) return 'Sunday';
else if (day == 1) return 'Monday';
else if (day == 2) return 'Tuesday';
else if (day == 3) return 'Wednsday';
else if (day == 4) return 'Thursday';
else if (day == 5) return 'Friday';
else return 'Saturday';
}

function y2k(number) { return (number < 1000) ? number + 1900 : number; }

var modifiedMonth = new makeArray('January','February','March','April',
'May','June','July','August','September',
'October','November','December');

var modifiedDate = new Date();

document.write(modifiedDay(modifiedDate.getDay()) + ', ' +
modifiedMonth[modifiedDate.getMonth() + 1] + ' ' +
modifiedDate.getDate() + ', ' +
modifiedDate.getFullYear());